follower:
hi you're pretty
me:
oh my god thank you so much you too what's your name how old are you where do you live let's be friends like best friends like forever lets get married we're going to have three children two girls and a boy i've already named them we'd be the picture perfect family ok
Every morning.
Me:
I really can't stay
Bed:
But baby it's cold outside
kawaiians:
I HATE ACCIDENTALLY HURTING DOGS THEY SCREAM AND THEN THEY ACT LIKE THEYRE SORRY AND ITS THEIR FAULT AND THEY TRUSTED YOU AND YOU FUCKING STEPPED ON THEM OR PICKED THEM UP WRONG THEY TRUSTED YOU AND YOU HURT THEM
Level of concentration while reading:
A plane could crash into my house and I wouldn't notice.
Level of concentration while doing homework:
A speck of dust could distract me for 15 minutes.
someone doesn't reply
paranoia :
you're annoying them, they hate you, stop talking to them you obsessive bitch.
proudlynerdy:
I feel bad for my parents because they have an unpopular, unathletic daughter who rants about fictional characters and how much she hates kids at school
mudblood-in-slytherin:
HOW TO READ A BOOK: positions. (x)
“Exercise is for non book readers.”
dooblerdoo:
whenever I create a text post
beginning of the year:
maybe someone will like me this year
end of year:
theres always next year
whatacryd0nnie:
“remember that time in 7th grade when you-“
